the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!