The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!