- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become invincible when you're dead

The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

Liam Brudenell

The ability to reverse your digestive system.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power to smell poo...

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The power to see through thin air

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

The power to start time only when it's on.

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

Pointless Super Powers