The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

The power to make any girl hate you

The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

The power to become inverted background color.

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

the ability to have children fully grown

The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

The ability to understand women!!

The ability to yell through your nose

The power to see through a hole

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

xray vision , but you must close your eyes

The power to fart really smelly :P

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!