The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to breathe

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!