The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the power to die at will

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to be powerless

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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To pee standing up.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Being a freemason

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to die while dieing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!