The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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Having the power of a normal human

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The capability to draw penises very well

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!