the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to read something without looking at it

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to read your own mind.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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to make asians smart

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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Teleporting to Mexico

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!