The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to see air

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!