The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to bleed

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to die at will.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to poke

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to control urine

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!