the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to die at will

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!