The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power of Acid Tears

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to shit dirt!

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The Power to Combust

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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Having the power of a normal human

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!