The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to murder rocks.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the power to hate nature

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!