The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

thumb_up thumb_down +36

the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to hear a dog whistle

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to be never need to use the bathroom

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

thumb_up thumb_down +22

the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to sh*t bricks

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

thumb_up thumb_down -36

eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

thumb_up thumb_down -54

The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

thumb_up thumb_down +165

The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

thumb_up thumb_down +153

The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

thumb_up thumb_down +149

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

thumb_up thumb_down +147

The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

thumb_up thumb_down +139

The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

thumb_up thumb_down +135

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

thumb_up thumb_down +131

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!