The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to jump face first

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to like any show

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!