the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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Grass eating

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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the power to be powerless

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!