The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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To call me maybe

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The power to not exist.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to see through pastry..

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to exist

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!