The power to be stupid

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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Taekwondo

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power of reading your own mind.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!