The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The ability to become shit forever.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to die at will

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!