The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!