The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!