The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to have no power.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to die.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!