the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to move something right next to you

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!