The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to create shit

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!