The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!