The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to understand math.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to not finish your

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!