The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to dance really well

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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the power to see through glass

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!