The power to read your own mind!

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to be born again

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to bleed

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to die at will

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!