The power to fall up.

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The power to die

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!