The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to die

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to get really mad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!