The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to be powerless

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!