The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

The power to make other people hold their breath.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to read your own thoughts.

The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

The ability to turn wine into water...

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

to make asians smart

The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

the power to have an idea..

the power to move forward in time one second peer second

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

solar powered night-vision

The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!