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The power to read your own thoughts.
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The ability to draw a perfect circle.
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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.
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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.
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to make asians smart
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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)
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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.
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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is
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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.
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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.
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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.
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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.
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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti
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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night
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the power to have an idea..
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the power to move forward in time one second peer second
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the power to hear a dog whistle
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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...
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solar powered night-vision
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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...
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The power to be able to never have a power.
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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.
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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.
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The ability to teach someone how to blink.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!