Immunity to medication

The power to thumb up your own comments.

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

The power to snore inhumanly loud

The power to see at night but only black objects.

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

The power to change your eyebrows daily

The abilitie to lick your elbow.

the power to glow in the dark during the day.

The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

The power to become a carrot.

The power to look at yourself in third person

the power of being cut off mid senta

The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!