- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart really smelly :P

The ability to lactate air.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to remove all ads from any page cough please make that on this website cough

the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

the power to become retarded

The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

the power to seduce hats

The power to die

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

Pointless Super Powers