The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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the power to become retarded

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to die

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!