The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to control dodos

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power of not knowing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!