The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

xray vision , but you must close your eyes

The power to set money on fire

The power to not exist.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to be called justin bieber

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

The power to be a normal human

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!