The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to not exist.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to be a normal human

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!