The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

xray vision , but you must close your eyes

The power to not exist.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to be called justin bieber

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

The power to be a normal human

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

The power to break your Nokia phone.

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!