The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to die at will

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!