the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power of not knowing

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to not exist.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!