The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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Immunity to medication

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power of eating from ears.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!