The power to eat your poop

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to die at will

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the power to be wrong

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to see into the present

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!