The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to have a power

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!