The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!