the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to give your wife rights

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!