The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power of bullet atraction

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!