The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!