The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to die at will

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to have no power.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to see through windows!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!