The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to fall up.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!