The power to stay a virgin

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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Turn gold into lead.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!