The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power of the succulent game

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to hate nature

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!