To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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the power to send future you crazy

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to hate nature

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to always hug people

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The power to turn into paper

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to die

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!