the power to become retarded

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to look through glass.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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Black power

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!