the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to glow in the dark

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!