The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the power to die at will

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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the power to fart mace

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The Power to Combust

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!