The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!