The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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to spelle caretly

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to hate nature

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!