The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to always hug people

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!