The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to lose the remote.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power of love

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!